how do you Do It? Review

So there I was, browsing Reddit when I came across this thread about a game called "how do you Do It?". In my curiosity, I decided to check it out, and later found out the game is...well, a sex simulator.

And a well-done one at that. At least, in simulating what an 11-year-old girl would do the first time she first discovers the term called "sex."

You play as this 11-year-old girl who just recently watched Titanic, and with all the scenes she could have remembered, she thought the sex scene interested her most.
But she wondered, why do people strip naked and wrestle each other on the floor or bed or whatever when they love each other? She decided to find out how to Do It.

Her mother then steps out for an errand, and you instantly break out the barbies. You remove the clothes, and then smack them together, for about a minute.

Literally, that's the game.

After your minute of sex-ed pioneering, your mother comes back! You hide the dolls behind your back, and your score pops up, telling you how many times you did it without being caught.

Though the simulator wasn't too educational with how to actually have sex, the game mostly simulates every child who first discovers the term "sex." Often times they will ask their parents about the subject, and they will often say "you'll find out when you're older."

But no-one wants to wait, right? So they bust out the dolls and try to figure out why people strip naked and wrestle each other in the bed.

Honestly, there isn't much to say about this game other than it's just humourous. It reminds us of the times we first grasped the concept of sex and wanted to learn more. But that's about it.

Graphics aren't really it's strong point here, as it's mostly pixellated, but I could pass it off as being it's graphical theme.

Story is pretty decent, If you can understand why the girl wanted to experiment with dolls in the first place, but the short gameplay is what really just makes me insane.

Multiplayer would've helped a bit, as it takes two to tango, right?

All in all, this game is basically a child's first sexual fantasies, but even though the game is simple and short, it's a gem that you shouldn't pass.